Sunday, February 24, 2008

rolly bloggy

editor's note: you may not watch "lost" but i promise this entry is relevant, nonetheless. lost just introduced this new character named miles straum -maelstrom anyway, he's this 5'5, 140 lb. asian dude and he's running around the island, getting in everyone's face, hootin,' hollerin' and just trying to present himself as some kind of a bad ass. me for one, am not buying it. it reminds me of joe pesci in all those cliche mob movies. please, you're a 5'5, rolly polly with the voice of tranny and i'm not buying it. seriously, who is joe pesci imtimidating? yet, in all his movies people are cowering in fear....oooh, it's joe pesci and he's mad i'm 5'8, 160 lbs. and i'd stomp the guido out of joe pesci. it's okay, i'm a paison.

why doesn't barrack o'bama ever recognize the fact that he's half white? that's disrespect look, i understand the reasonings and symbolism of him being black as much more socially and culturally important than being white. but still, when they ask him for the umpteenth time, "barrack, can you explain to us what it'd mean to be the first white president?" why can't he put down his basketball and bong long enough to respond with a "yo, i'm half white too, dawg." racist?

seriously though, i'm not racist. at least i don't think i am. i just appreciate racial implications, nuance and stereotypes. face it, they're funny i'd never not be someone's friend or not hire them for a job because they have a million widows peaks, wear purple pinstriped suits or smell like soup. seriously, you can bring up how white people go to scrap book stores, have college degrees and like dane cook. differences are funny - embrace them.

you know what's cool about being a hairy dude? whenever i see a hair in my food, there's like a 95% chance it's one of my own. this comforts me.

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