Thursday, July 16, 2009

ba dum POD!!! episode 8

this is the pod where i harangue one of my best friends about the dumping he took from his girlfriend of six years/fiance of two years. what a heel, huh? i also misuse a few more words; for example, i said "provincial" when i meant "proprietary." which is funny because i often judge people by their misusage of words and here i am making a habit of screwing up words in every pod. then, as if that wasn't enough, i totally mangled a line from "seinfeld" which i qoute ALL the time - i said, in regards to ostrich burgers, "you eat more of it, but it's less filling" instead of "there's less fat, but you eat more of it." even more, listening back to the pod, i notice i have a lazy mouth or something where i garble words and give up enunciating about halfway through. maybe i need a speech coach or something. oh, i was also cellular text messaging during the pod which was completely unprofessional and, had a guest been cellular text messaging, i'd totally be all over them for it. yup, i'm a big fat hypocrite. ah, yes... if i may blog in an inverted version of an inverted pyramid which would be a rightside up pyramid, i'd be remiss if i didn't mention that bradford (previoulsy of "producer bradford" fame) was this weeks guest. neat, huh?

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

ba dum POD!!! episode 7

technical difficulties... AAAAAAAHHH!!!! we actually lost an indeterminate amount of time and conversation due to some sort of studio equipment failure. what will you miss? i dunno. are we all better off for it? maybe! or, as one half of our fill-in guests for this pod, michael flower, would say, "erroneous!" yes, you read right... we had TWO fill-in guests this week! the aforemtioned mike flower and his best good pal, chris dewey, graced ba dum POD's!!! studio with their undisputed charms and testosterone laden banter. then, if two guests wasn't enough change for you, we also had a fill-in producer - producer bradford. producer dave couldn't be with us due to personal reasons and, while he still post produced the pod, it was producer bradford who was the live producer and manning the ship when it sunk like a rock amidst the choppy waters that are technical difficulties. let's just hope history will prove to be kinder to producer bradford's producing skills than it has been to steve guttenberg's comedic prowess. so, if you fancy midgets/little people, gay bars, bms (which i incorrectly refer to as "bos" at one point - a blogo?) mancation and vomit talk then this is the pod for you and yours.

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