two girls, one blog

how great is this "two girls, one cup" phenomenon? you think it's real? i'm guessing it has to be fake, right? there are ways to fake that - hollywood can doo (get it, doo?) anything with special effects. the reaction videos are great too; albeit a little contrived. that reminds me, i never got that whole thing where you can't see or hear something nasty while you're eating. i HATE when people say i'm eating here...meh. it's so self-important and snobbish.

i'm so tired of all these passwords i'm constantly racking my brain to remember. i have passwords for like every function on my work computer, my voicemail and like a million websites i need them for. anyway, i'm just annoyed. oh, i also hate when they grade your password and tell you it's not good enough. screw you, google!


i usually don't get as annoyed by commercials as most people do. in fact, if a commercial is particularly funny or exceptionally well done, i'll even reward the business and patronize them. (in the good way - more on this later..) however, the converse of this scenario is also true. for example, jerry seinfeld's bee movie mcdonald's commercial particularly bugs me (pun intended). anybody who knows anything about jerry seinfeld, whether it be the person or the fictional character of his eponymous television program, knows he literally eats cereal at all times of the day. would jerry ever eat a mcgirdle or an egg mcmuffin? heck no! neither would the bee jerry - couldn't they have done a cheerio's or honey comb thing?

like i was saying about the whole "patronizing" thing. you ever notice how there is a good and bad patronizing? your parents are always telling you "don't patronize me" but, at the same time, we're told to "patronize" our local businesses. which is it?

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