a few months ago i met a drunk lady at a bar, we made an immediate connection and she gave me her digits. this is the actual transcript of a cellular text messaging dialogue we had a week later. drunk lady: hey honey sorry i missed your call...what are u up 2?
ba dum BLOGger: nada. just got back from the gym. i figured if i had more muscles i wouldn't have to try so hard to be funny. how was your weekend?
drunk lady: lol. do u want 2 come over and hang by the pool?
ba dum BLOGger: shoot. i can't right now. you want to get something to eat later? also, i like when you call me "honey." makes me feel like i'm texting with my grandma.
drunk lady: lol! i am with katya. can i bring her?
ba dum BLOGger: sure. did i meet her?
drunk lady: yes.
ba dum BLOGger: wait. do you girls have bfs?
drunk lady: nah.. we r kinda in early phases of relationships. doesn't mean we cant hang out.
ba dum BLOGger: true. a cooler guy may be able to handle that but i am not that cool nor am i that guy. have a nice rest of your day!
drunk lady: you don't want to be friends?!?!!?
ba dum BLOGger: i already have enough friends (girls who won't have sex w/ me). no hard feelings. i still think u r a really neat lady!
drunk lady: okay. well good luck then... too bad.
drunk lady: ur loss.
ba dum BLOGger: ;-)
we would never cellular text message again...i will die alone :(
ba dum BLOG!!!
.jpg)
1 comment:
That's pretty weak dude. You should have done it. I tried to date a girl with a bf. She freaked because she thought I was mad hot, but didn't want to be a cheat. I sure do feel good about myself!
Post a Comment