Tuesday, October 21, 2008

ba dum DUNZO?!?!?

i don't know... i may be all out of blog. it just got to a point where i'd get sick to my stomach looking back at blogs blogged prior. they're just so shamelessly self-indulgent and the strange, all too real, dichotomy of "narcissistic self-loathing" was really starting to wear on my already fragile psyche. i'm in the midst of a crisis of faith. besides, how much more of ba dum... I HATE RELIGION!!!, ba dum... I'M BALDING!!!, ba dum... GIRLS HATE ME!!!, ba dum... PUNS!!!, ba dum... TURNS OF PHRASE!!!, ba dum... ENGLISH ORTHAGROPHY!!!, ba dum... I'M SMARTER THAN YOU!!!, ba dum... THINLY VEILED RACISM FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES!!! could you really stand?

ba dum BLOG!!!

editor's note: we'll be back soon, maybe later, possibly better than ever, perhaps worse than ever or... never again.

5 comments:

John said...

Hey, the puns and pop culture references make my day. The detailed accounts of interactions with the fairer sex, both successful and otherwise, are also juicy nuggests of interest for me. I say keep them coming, you can't leave now, you have somewhat of a fanbase at this point.

Still ba dum blogger having a moment of self realization makes for good reading too.

lee said...

personally, i think it's about time you realize how terrible this blog is. maybe blog queen will let you be her editor or something. what say you blog queen?

Blog Queen said...

Ha ha! I absolutely love your blog. I'm not sure what kind of crisis you're experiencing right now but in a word...STOP! You're a great writer and I love your often well disguised humor. c'mon don't stop...

P.S. thanks for the mention, lee :)

john said...

So....this blog is dead? You should have gone out on the high note....

JERK STORE! I'M GOING WITH JERK STORE!

C said...

I look you up on isc every now and again, and tonight was one of the 'agains,' and i'm always like, goddamn it, i wish it would have worked out so that we could be BFFs.

maybe in the next lifetime. convert to Hinduism pls. thx.